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FUBAR raged 12 months ago —— It is about time some university got off it fucking ass and shot-gunned this motherfucking high fructose corn syrup add campaign full of fucking holes. These motherfuckers get away with their shit by playing on peoples ignorance and it pisses me off to no end. All of the motherfuckers involved with this high fructose corn syrup add campaign should be hauled off to the fucking dungeons kicking and screaming and have their fucking tongues torn out. All of these fucks should get the full dungeon treatment motherfucking thumb screws, hot irons, seatless chair with complimentary bucket of burning firewood, the rack…every fucking thing.

Where do they come up with this shit and these feeble retarded fucking theories? High fructose corn syrup is the same as cane sugar…my fucking ass. That is like saying processed and filtered sewage water is the same as drinking water. Yes it is technically safe to drink but are you really going to drink former shit water??
Sucrose (sugar) is 50% fructose & 50% glucose – High-fructose corn syrup is 55% fructose, 42% glucose and 3% saccharides. That does not sound the fucking same to me you motherfuckers.

Secondly due to the manufacturing process the fructose molecules in Hfcs are unbound are ready for immediate absorption. In cane or beet sugar all fructose molecules are bound to corresponding glucose molecules forcing it to be processed through an additional metabolic step. It is no coincidence that since Hfcs was introduced into the American diet 40 fucking years ago that people are mutating into fat motherfuckers at an unprecedented rate.

Interesting that lab animals eating Hfcs had a tremendous increase in triglycerides with symptoms of metabolic syndrome and a near immediate increase in body fat deposits. While the animals eating regular fucking sugar had none of those changes.

If I ever happen upon the filming of one of these motherfucking commercials I am going to gouge all their fucking eyeballs out with a popsicle. All these cocksuckers care about is their profit even at the cost of human health. Execution is the only answer for people that would fuck the health of their fellow man purely for a motherfucking profit. Pieces of fucking dog shit…Fuck you Motherfuckers!!!
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  •     FUBAR  12 months ago
    Almost forgot the study was performed by Princeton University. Here is the link http://www.princeton.edu/main/news/archive/S26/91/22K07/

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  •     Arenaria  12 months ago
    I did not know that!! I've seen the commercials and just assumed it was a trick anyways, but I never actually knew why. To long ago to mention I took a "Media Propaganda" class in college just for fun. Anyways, it trains your eye to pick out word tricks...and it has stuck with me ever since. Like when they say something is "now has 30% less fat"...well what the fuck does that mean? The average person's mind thinks "low fat". 20% less fat in something already 3000 calories a serving is still high in fat!

    Sorry, I digress............

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  •     FUBAR  12 months ago
    I still cannot believe these fuckers get away with their bullshit advertising. That less fat or fat free shit drives me fucking crazy too. When they modify something and make it less fat or fat free they have to replace that component with something.

    It is a chemical formula you cannot simply just remove something and everything is ok. If something is reduced or removed it has to be replaced with something else. In the case of fat it usually is replaced with sodium and numerous other unhealthy chemicals, sugars and what have you. In the end it is more unhealthy to eat this engineered shit that the original, even in lesser amounts.

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  •     Arenaria  12 months ago
    My all time favorite, is this old commercial for this SPECIAL shampoo, "Short and Sassy"..shampoo "specially made for short hair"......what the fuck? People believed this shit?!!! So if you have long hair, what?... it falls out?..that is one SMART shampoo! They also had one for long hair, "Long and Silky"!

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  •     headon  12 months ago
    I agree with this rage, but FUBAR should also quit being a cheap ass. The only reason companies use HFCS is because it's a lot cheaper than cane sugar. Taste wise, HFCS is sour and more watered down.

    As far as special shampoo, long hair does need a different shampoo than short hair. Long hair tends to tangle easier than short hair, and thus needs a shampoo that is more conditioning and richer in silicones and thickening agents.

    ~The Intelligence Within The Tube~

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  •     Anonymous  12 months ago
    Haha, so true, they should be fucking boiled, and so should the fucks that brainwash people into thinking that SUGAR, A.K.A CELL-FUEL is BAD FOR YOU? like WTF? then they slap a SUGAR FREE sticker on their products and replace that perfectly healthy, natural sugar with ASPARTAME....FUCKING ASPARTAME???? correct me if I'm wrong , but isnt that the shit that used to be classified as a CHEMICAL FUCKING WEAPON??? NOW IT'S IN DRINKS????? and they do this knowing FULL WELL that when the human body tried to metabolise aspartame it fails miserably and breaks it down into some fucked up component compounds METHYL ALCOHOL being one, and even though they know their drinks can cause blindness, kidney failure, liver failure, heart arythmia, heart failure and loads of other serious shit, they STILL let people drink the shit. I share your opinions on these people Fubar, they should all have someone (in the words of Marcellus Wallace) "get medieval" on their asses. I'm talking taking a pair of wire snips and snipping deep and slow into their soft parts, slowly sawing off digits and cauterizing wounds with blow-torches, boiling certain "sensitive areas" then dunking them in ice water with a "rinse and repeat" methodology then after several months of this TLC finish em off by boiling em and feeding the leftover stuff to seagulls so they can shit them out onto a landfill. :D

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  •     decay  12 months ago
    None of the issues with corn syrup will change and will infact continue to get worse.

    The biggest issue is the fact that it is so damn cheap. I mean if your lower class or less and your options are between a $1.50 2 liter of soda or a $5.00 liter of orange juice you're going to pick the soda (since that is what your kid wants anyways).

    What will blow me away is when the lobbists are able to get a bill passed that will allow high fructose corn syrup items to be classified as organic. But it wouldn't suprise me because the process to sell food as organic is so difficult, time comsuming and costs so much money that the organic sellers can't even get it classified as such.

    Just think of it, organic Pepsi, organic double wopper with cheese. I give it 2 - 3 years.

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    •     FUBAR  12 months ago
      The only produce that is truly organic is that grown by aquaponics. It is the only produce that is 100% organic and accepted by the FDA. That is because the small symbiotic ecosystem that must be created for it to work will only do so when absolutely chemical free. The ecosystem is so sensitive that any form of chemical -fertilizer, pesticide or what have you will destroy the entire ecosystem killing everything. Aquaponics is the future of farming and is the only farming system that can handle population demands without producing toxic wastes and damaging the environment. Even cooler yet is that it can be set up nearly anywhere as long as you can provide proper lighting, so yes even inside warehouses.

      Decay I am saving this string by the way because I know the organic whopper is going to happen, though perhaps Mc Donalds may be the first to pull it off. They seem to have more drive towards such extreme shit and beside it will be a convenient way for them to shit all over the people busting their ass about them making fat kids.

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  •     Arenaria  12 months ago
    The biggest concern I have about today's food chain, is all the hormones in our food.

    At risk of setting myself up for demeaning replys..here goes:

    When I was younger, the average age a girl menstruated for the first time was in the 14 to 16 age range. Today that range is 8 to 11 years! THAT has been directly linked to the hormones in our meat!

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    •     FUBAR  12 months ago
      I am always surprised at how many people are unaware of this information. It does not really seem to concern to many people either, which I find a bit disturbing.

      With all of the shit in our food and water supplies in a couple hundred more years they will not have to embalm us anymore though the pukes will still recommend it so they can receive their customary charges I am sure.

      I could not believe that corpses in this day and age really decay very little due to all the shit we ingest for so many years.

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  •     Anonymous  8 months ago
    everyone is right on and we need this US corporation acting as our government needs to be shut down by our Republic for the united states (our forefathers time) We need to restore our old true government by the people and dismantle this crap. The US corporations are destroying America and that's why all this crap is feed to us. We are still under British rule and our US corporations being run by the powerful rich jerks. Why else would this unjust crap be done. Sure isn't being done by good christian people and us true American. US Corporation are being charge in the world courts and more. Let's take our country back! We don't need any of these leaders leading us straight to hell.

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