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CocoB raged 2 years ago —— I've watched Campbells come out with same nasty-looking Chunky soups recently, shit that shouldn't even exist in cans, but I didn't care because I could always go and buy their Fajita Beef Chunky soup. I could live off this shit if I had to, it was so good. Nothing like it. And then what happens? FUCKING DISCONTINUED!!! ARGH! Sure, keep the shitty chowder that tastes like someone canned goat semen, keep that new three-bean pork assrape soup or whatever that you just released, and discontinue the one thing you made that was actually good. This isn't the first time a great food product was taken away leaving shit in its place. Anyone remember Italiano Doritos? They're gone too. But you can still buy Cool Ranch, Dill Pickle, Ketchup and whatever other shit flavour Doritos thought would be good. What the fuck.
I can only hope it was a regional thing. If anyone out there knows of a store that still sells Fajita Beef, please tell me.

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I Hate Fags 2 years ago

so you have tasted goat semen huh. what, did you get tired of blowing men so you decided to try goats for some variety? I bet you have tasted all kinds of semen in your life.

anyways, you will be happy to know campbells just released a new soup called WHITE CHOWDER KARLS SEMEN SOUP. karl will be dropping by to deliver a free sample.

    CocoB  2 years ago

Sounds delicious, can't wait. Thanks.

Although I thought goat semen was the standard starting point, and men was only for pros. You sure know alot about sucking cock.

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Anonymous 2 years ago

Fuck soup.

If you want a real treat you should try a BARBIE BARBELL ALL NATURAL PROTEIN SHAKE (TM). It's chock full of DNA flavored protein, is 100% natural, and if you get a fresh batch is still warm.

    headon  2 years ago

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headon 2 years ago

Doritos are nasty, salty, over-processed, MSG-infused pieces of crap. I'd expect a rage about them from Fucktard, not you Coco.

Absolutely no one with even a half-assed concern for their health or taste buds should be eating that shit.

You get exactly what you deserve and you are the exact reason why the majority of the United States is overweight. Eat some real fucking food you fat pimple-infested BURNOUT!

    CocoB  2 years ago

(Not actually fat, got lucky that pimples were scarce, not American)

Doritos are awesome, and as I have pointed out numerous times any food can fit in a healthy lifestyle.

Besides, what about me gave you the indication that a rage like this is unexpected?

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    headon  2 years ago

No, Doritos are not awesome, and don't fit into a healthy lifestyle because they have no nutritional value whatsoever.

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    CocoB  2 years ago

That only matters if ones diet consists solely of Doritos, and anyone stupid enough to do that deserves to be fat and die. I like Doritos, but as a snack, not a goddamn life substance.

And stfu Doritos taste good (some flavours at least).

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TrueThat 2 years ago

Head, she's from Canada, so is Fucktard... I'm seeing a pattern here. Coco, you like white castle burgers too?

And Anonymous, don't get any BB shakes in your eye man. I hear it's painful.

    CocoB  2 years ago

I haven't had the opportunity to try White Castle, but I do enjoy Double Quarter Pounders (with no toppings or cheese) from McDonalds. And yes, my stories have been about food, skinny people can be angry about food related issues too.

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Anonymous 2 years ago

Painful in "Hurts so good" kind of way though.

    headon  2 years ago

We'll see what Child of Rape has to say about that comment.

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CHILD OF RAPE 2 years ago

As long as the "dispenser" isn't jammed against the eyeball it does have its moments.

Anonymous 2 years ago

Ewwwwww thats sick

CocoB 2 years ago

All I really meant to say originally is that it really sucks when food companies discontinue foods that shouldn't be discontinued.

    headon  2 years ago

Complete bullshit. First you mention Dorito's, and now you say you like those Double Quarter Powders from McDonald's in another comment.

You probably are a lot like Fucktard in terms of food habit. Fat ass.

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Anonymous 2 years ago

Someone mentioned Coco might be Fucktard. I think I'm starting to see it myself.

untitled 2 years ago

Fuck your Italiano Doritos you wog. Do what Headon adviced me to do eat mashed potatoes.

CocoB 2 years ago

I'll eat you

Anonymous 2 years ago

SUCKLE ON MY SALTY COCK

Anonymous 1 year ago

I'm in Canada, a lot of good junk food has been discontinued here because of "healthy eating initiatives"... What the fucking fuck? Too many fatasses blaming the food companies, apparently. Fuck you, fatties. If you want to eat Dorito pie and wash it down with Oreo milkshakes with a deep fried Twinkie for dessert while never getting off your ass, then fine... Just don't pawn off responsibility on the food companies. This is why we can't have nice things.

    CocoB  1 year ago

Finally, someone who gets it. The only thing fat people have to blame is themselves.

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Anonymous 1 year ago

lol at the golden M and all other fast food out lets there should be a fat scale at the counter if you weigh over your recommended bmi you should get a tax on your fucking fat ass for just being fat, this might help

    CocoB  1 year ago

Using extravagent expense to convince people not to do something is a terrible way to get things done. You should make fat people want to eat healthier, not have to eat healthier.

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headon 1 year ago

Fucktard's BMI is 83.7. Is that over your recommended BMI?

5' 11", 600 lbs.

Anonymous 1 year ago

lol 5.10 63kg fit and healthy, and to top it of i can eat what ever the fuck i what in any amount and not gain a fucken pound, have to fucken love it,

FAT people should be taxed to pay for the medical fucken bills that they will rack up

Bugsy29 1 year ago

You know what will be funny? When they get rid of everything that has salt or sugar, and people start to realize they should have shut up, And no fatty foods of existence to ever roam the earth. Sometimes I have to sneak fatty foods behind my wifes back. If they ever got rid of Burger king, kfc, or mcdonalds, all you can eat restaurants, or any fatty foods I would go a-wall. I work out and weigh 200 pounds and fit, we all like ice cream and some fatty foods, so stfu. Fuck veggie burgers for life.

KPissed 1 year ago

You should be able to pick up some Campbell's Fajita Beef that was discontinued this year at one of those Paki or Indian "dollar" stores for about $3.00 a can. They will probably have it available sometime around next September, along with some nicely aged Doritos.

You can always spot these bargain foods by the clever way they place the price sticker over the expiration date. Just make sure you have a quick dial setting on your phone for your gastroenterologist's emergency call number. Oh and set up that 911 auto call function too.

Just trying to help. KPissed

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