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One of those days

Arenaria — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 01:48:01 CST

Ever have one of those days when so many tiny little things go wrong that you feel like going postal?
It starts out me flying down the stairs(from a deep sleep) early this morning to a ringing phone, only to hear a pre-recorded political spiel.
So then a friend calls and wants me to meet her at a local diner. I am rushing around trying to curl my hair. My fingers get tangled or something and I drop the damn curling iron and the tip lands right in my cleavage..wtf? How the hell do I manage to burn Both frikkin boobs in 2 seconds flat? Then I poke myself in the eye with the mascara.
Finally pull myself together and get to the restaurant only to realize half-way through my waffle that the smell I keep smelling is Me...I stepped in dog shit somewhere outside the restaurant.

A zillion little things like this has been happening all day.
But the final straw that really has me looking into the sky yelling "really?..ya really gonna mess with me all day?" It's evening and I am thinking, ah, sit down with my tea, a brownie and relax..
Ok, so I figure I would catch up on some electronic repair while surfing the net. I am trying to put new firmware on a friends tablet. Well some of you may know that they all make you jump through hoops to flash the damn things...poke this, then press that, wait for this and then push that...etc.

So I go through the list of tasks to perform..and finally it comes time to grab my big ass old stick pin to poke in the reset hole.....and the damn thing is gone. Yeah, I know this is a lame ass rage, but I don't care...because I Know, that after I have long forgotten about that lost pin, that I will find it when it skewers me in the ass! So I am just getting pissed in advance.

why D:?

Anonymous — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 18:43:58 CDT

why do people only fucking talk to me when they want something? and just fucking ignore me and never talk to me?! people are so fucking fat and annoying

Period Smells like DEATH

Anonymous — Wed, 18 May 2011 19:54:28 CDT

OMG I am on the rag and it's not flowing it's more like CLOTTING. It's been like 2 weeks and after I pee I wipe and I still see pink. WTF died up there? It's like a smokehouse for sausages. Only when the sausage is done it smells like CADAVER. I think I will put a stick-up in there.

Gee you're doing great at 400!!

Anonymous — Mon, 16 May 2011 03:29:14 CDT

All you do is sit on the couch and watch t.v. when you come home from work. You can't even cut the grass or weedwack... I feel like a manbitch, mowing the grass, doing everything with the kids, cooking, cleaning... When the fuck are you going to stop eating!!!

don't leave messages on myv-mail that say, "I have a question"

Anonymous — Mon, 02 May 2011 22:26:58 CDT

Stop leaving me messages that try to reel me in to your messed up world of favors. Leave the whole G DAMN message and ask the question. Don't say, I have a question for you. You are always the lady with the emergency and I have had it with doing favors for you, or anything else for that matter. Wonder why people don't call ya back? You're always needing or wanting something and offer up nothing in return!! You are one sided and ego centric, narcissistic, and NUTS!! You wonder why your husband left, your oldest boy is in a foster home and you are about to lose your house. I smell that alcohol on your breath and your head weighs more than your whole body alone!

church lady turned bitch once a year

Anonymous — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 01:47:58 CDT

I love how you have kids over your house to "watch" your kid.... to play with him so you can do your "work" around the house. Then something happens and you take it out on me, and YOU are the one who wasn't watching them all!!! When anyone comes to my house my fucking eyeballs are on everyone of them. Then I come over and i see you are SLEEPING on the COUCH while you have KIDS over and they are playing OUTSIDE!!!! WTF!!! All I do are favors for you, give you free clothing, do christmas gift wrapping for your company... God bless all you motherfuckers...

motherfuckin locked bathrooms at the dollar store

Anonymous — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 15:43:06 CST

Im sick of the guy at the dollar store who when I looked him dead in the eye and asked if I could have the key to the bathroom, he told me someone was already in there... now I know damn well that there was noone in there and that he didn't clean the bathroom. Next time watch out for the steaming dookie back in the pet aisle... Keep locking those bathrooms and im going to motherfucking shit all over your store.

GTG

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 19:27:15 CDT

Don't forget alchy, no sleeping tonight ; )

Alchy

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 18:57:52 CDT

Yo one stop guy, you just gave me an idea. I wanna smack alchy across her face with a wet little fishy. She'd love that wouldn't you alchy ; )

Alchy baby

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 18:40:59 CDT

Mmmmm wanna suck my long pipe? I've got it nice and juicy for you

Alchy scot slut

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 18:11:44 CDT

OOOOOOOOOOOH ooooooooooooooooh Oh yea! Oh yea harder! Come on give it to me big boy! Oh im a dirty little slag, i love having cum squirted in my face. I love being fucked up the ass and my loose minge. I love sucking big fat cock. I love licking fanny out, come on girl, fuck me with your strap on! OH FUCK ME! FUCK ME! Im cumming.

Alchy scot bitch

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 17:52:59 CDT

Awwww sweetie did i hit a nerve? Didoms......................................................................................SKANK!

Alchy scot bitch

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 17:43:11 CDT

Awww sweetie did i hit a nerve? SKET!

Lee barrington

Anonymous — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 15:41:38 CDT

my frogs are dead.!!!!!! :( RIP my frogys you know i will all ways love you. xx

i would like some people to pay tribute for my loss thanks

:( :(

Lee barrington

Anonymous — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 17:37:52 CDT

I love frogs. Could someone come and play with me and my frogs?

FUUUUUUUUUUUU

ragahol1515 — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 04:28:33 CDT

Just wanted to contribute some shit to the pale

Lee barringtion

Anonymous — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 17:32:37 CDT

I love frogs and i want to become a nice lital frogy and live under the sea

FISH

Anonymous — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:45:48 CDT

I HATE FISH YOU FISHISH TWATS IN THE JOB CENTER

FUCK YOU PREGNANT ASS BITCH

fucklyfe2012 — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 05:29:50 CDT

TODAY I LEFT MY DOG IN MY CAR WHILE I WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE. WHEN I CAME OUTSIDE... AFTER 5 FUCKING MINUTES... THIS FAT ASS PREGRANT ASS FUGLY ASS BITCH WAS ALL STANDIN IN FRONT OF MY CAR CALLIN THE GODDAMN POLICE!!! WELL GUESS I DID! I KNOCKED THAT PREGNANT BITCH OUT!! FUCK YOU!! I GOT ON MY CAR AND PEELED THE FUCK OUT!! I HOPE YOUR BABY'S RETARDED BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME MOM BLOWS MY FRIENDS

fucklyfe2012 — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 05:11:11 CDT

YESTERDAY I GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL AND MY MOM WAS IN THE KITCHEN BLOWING MY FRIEND ANDRRE ON A BARSTOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SAME FUCKIN ONE I HAD BRAKEFAST ON!!!!!!! WHAT A WHOR!!! WHAT A SLIMEBALLLL! WHAT A DICK! I WAS LIKE FUCKKK YOU ANDRE!!! FUCK YOU MOM!!!! IF THAT FUCKING BITCH LOVES DICK SO MUCH THEN I'M GONNA CHOKEE HER WITH MINE! ANDRE AINT SHIT! MY SHIT IS FUCKIN HUGE!!!!! FUCK YOU CUNT ASS WHOR BITCH! I CALLED THE POWERZ OF DARKNESS ON MY FUCKIIN CELLPHONE AND THEY SUPERCHARGED MY SHIT! I'M READY TO JAMMMMMMMM THIS PURPLE NODER DOWN HER FUCKIN THROATA! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I'LL FUCK ALL MOM'S ON EARTH! AND THEN I'LL SHIT THEIR SOULZ INTO THE FUCKIN GODDAMN EAST RIVER! FUCK YOIU! I'M GONNA GO KILL MY SISTER. L;AKSDJF;A