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Arenaria raged 1 month ago —— Ever have one of those days when so many tiny little things go wrong that you feel like going postal?
It starts out me flying down the stairs(from a deep sleep) early this morning to a ringing phone, only to hear a pre-recorded political spiel.
So then a friend calls and wants me to meet her at a local diner. I am rushing around trying to curl my hair. My fingers get tangled or something and I drop the damn curling iron and the tip lands right in my cleavage..wtf? How the hell do I manage to burn Both frikkin boobs in 2 seconds flat? Then I poke myself in the eye with the mascara.
Finally pull myself together and get to the restaurant only to realize half-way through my waffle that the smell I keep smelling is Me...I stepped in dog shit somewhere outside the restaurant.

A zillion little things like this has been happening all day.
But the final straw that really has me looking into the sky yelling "really?..ya really gonna mess with me all day?" It's evening and I am thinking, ah, sit down with my tea, a brownie and relax..
Ok, so I figure I would catch up on some electronic repair while surfing the net. I am trying to put new firmware on a friends tablet. Well some of you may know that they all make you jump through hoops to flash the damn things...poke this, then press that, wait for this and then push that...etc.

So I go through the list of tasks to perform..and finally it comes time to grab my big ass old stick pin to poke in the reset hole.....and the damn thing is gone. Yeah, I know this is a lame ass rage, but I don't care...because I Know, that after I have long forgotten about that lost pin, that I will find it when it skewers me in the ass! So I am just getting pissed in advance.
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  •     Anonymous  1 month ago
    I think I love you.

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  •     Anonymous  1 month ago
    Dear Arenaria,

    This is not a "lame ass rage'. I know exactly what you mean. And your rage brought memories of a day of similar small disasters from a few years ago. As I recall, it went something like this . . . . .

    04:00 AM - Alarm clock goes off instead of the 5:00 AM I set it for.

    06:00 AM - Alarm clock shut off at 4:00 AM fails to wake me at 5:00 AM

    06:10 AM - Scalded in shower when cold water tap handle breaks

    06:11 AM - Slam forehead into shower wall after being scalded

    06:12 AM - Fall in shower and bang back of head on shower doors

    06:20 AM - Cut hand while picking up broken pieces of shower doors

    06:25 AM - Further damage to cut on hand from bandaid string (don't ask)

    06:45 AM - Burn other hand on Pop-Tart

    06:50 AM - Cut burned hand picking up broken pieces of Pop-Tart plate

    06:55 AM - Burn other hand putting plate pieces too close to toaster

    07:15 AM - Leave house late for work - without wallet

    07:45 AM - Explaining to cop why I left wallet - with license, etc. - home

    08:15 AM - Slip on vomit in job parking lot

    08:20 AM - Burn hand spilling tea

    08:25 AM - Cut finger when plastic knife breaks while buttering bagel

    09:30 AM - Fall to the floor during meeting when chair breaks

    09:31 AM - Apologizing to people at meeting - which I was conducting

    11:00 AM - Find mold on back of "roach coach" pastry - after eating half

    1:45 PM - Told of tear in pants seat caused by slipping on vomit, 08:15AM

    5:30 PM - Discover dent in front car fender - while changing flat tire

    7:00 PM - Cut hand on Library book drop box

    7:30 PM - Briefcase springs open in driveway

    7:31 PM - Bang head on car chasing briefcase papers

    7:40 PM - Slip on junk mail left on floor

    7:50 PM - Turn back burner on stove - pot of water to boil is on front burner

    7:55 PM - Discover I set the DVD to record my show on AM, instead of PM

    8:00 PM - Answering machine messages regarding death in family

    8:05 PM - Calls to only twenty relatives - and calls from only thirty relatives

    8:10 PM - Discover wrong burner was on on stove

    9:45 PM - Forget to charge phone - remember next day when phone dead

    10:00 PM - Mild electric shock pulling burned out night-light out of socket

    10:01 PM - Slam head into hallway wall after shock treatment

    10:02 PM - Cut hand picking up broken hallway mirror

    11:59 PM - Slam head into nightstand falling out of bed

    So you see Arenaria, I can really relate.

    KPissed - Who now knows when to call out sick

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  •     Anonymous  1 month ago
    Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

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  •     Arenaria  1 month ago
    K-Pissed..........OMG, LOL, you win!!

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  •     Anonymous  1 month ago
    I hate to do this, Arenaria, but I'm leaving you for KPissed.

    AWESOME, LOL

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  •     Anonymous  1 month ago
    kpissed- what do you do for a lviing?????

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  •     Anonymous  1 month ago
    excuse me, one of those days.... *living

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  •     Anonymous  4 weeks ago
    Jesus Christ the person with that fucked up day. And you too ARenaria. What a world. I had a day like that once but try to put it out of my mind.

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  •     Anonymous  3 weeks ago
    Alright! Now THIS is what this fucking site is suposed to be all about! REAL shit. Not all this retarded "motherfucker/nigger/faggot/cunt" bullshit. Arenaria, I love you too. YOU totally win - NOT the KPissed-On fake fuck with the supposed cuts and burns that for sure banged out its response with bloody stumps.

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  •     Anonymous  1 week ago
    I hope I can post a link: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/05/sneaky-hate-spiral.html Otherwise google "sneaky hate spiral" You're not alone ;)

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