It starts out me flying down the stairs(from a deep sleep) early this morning to a ringing phone, only to hear a pre-recorded political spiel.
OMG I am on the rag and it's not flowing it's more like CLOTTING. It's been like 2 weeks and after I pee I wipe and I still see pink. WTF died up there? It's like a smokehouse for sausages. Only when the sausage is done it smells like CADAVER. I think I will put a stick-up in there.
I love how you have kids over your house to "watch" your kid.... to play with him so you can do your "work" around the house. Then something happens and you take it out on me, and YOU are the one who wasn't watching them all!!! When anyone comes to my house my fucking eyeballs are on everyone of them. Then I come over and i see you are SLEEPING on the COUCH while you have KID
All you do is sit on the couch and watch t.v. when you come home from work. You can't even cut the grass or weedwack... I feel like a manbitch, mowing the grass, doing everything with the kids, cooking, cleaning... When the fuck are you going to stop eating!!!
Stop leaving me messages that try to reel me in to your messed up world of favors. Leave the whole G DAMN message and ask the question. Don't say, I have a question for you. You are always the lady with the emergency and I have had it with doing favors for you, or anything else for that matter. Wonder why people don't call ya back? You're always needing or wanting
Im sick of the guy at the dollar store who when I looked him dead in the eye and asked if I could have the key to the bathroom, he told me someone was already in there... now I know damn well that there was noone in there and that he didn't clean the bathroom. Next time watch out for the steaming dookie back in the pet aisle... Keep locking those bathrooms and im going to motherfucking s
Don't forget alchy, no sleeping tonight ; )
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my frogs are dead.!!!!!! :( RIP my frogys you know i will all ways love you. xx
i would like some people to pay tribute fo
I love frogs. Could someone come and play with me and my frogs?
