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headon raged 3 years ago —— 1. If you are listing a computer, LIST THE FUCKING SPECS! No one knows how powerful or how good of a deal your computer is until you do. Don't say "Dell laptop $250" and expect us to know what the fuck it is, or if it even works. 2. Stop selling your 2003 Pentium 4 computers for $300. You are not fooling anyone. They are worth a fraction of that, at best. 3. Don't sell something used at 90% retail value. No one is going to buy it because they would rather have a new item that has a warranty and they can return it if it's broken. (Which it often is by sneaky Craigslisters) 4. Don't say new unless you haven't opened the fucking box. If you opened the box, it's not new. It's called "open box". It means that someone touched it and if you don't like the fact that it deteriorates the value of the product then you aren't mature enough to sell anything. And more importantly, don't say it's new and then say "it was only used once" or worse yet post pictures of the item in the opened box. 5. For the assholes selling inkjet printers: If it doesn't come with ink, it's worthless. In fact, it may have negative worth and it's best you pay someone to take it off your hands. Ink costs for inkjet printers are more than a new one a good 4 out of 5 times. -Headon Alpha Co.
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  •     TrueThat  3 years ago
    I thought about making my usual commodore 64 remark.  Possibly even my 486 comment... but I think it's been beat to death.

    Maybe you should try one of Soul's Mystery Boxes on Ebay. 

    You might have better luck.

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    •     KING SoulTaker 6  3 years ago
      There is a strong possibility of better luck if he went for one of my Super Ultra Deluxe  boxes, with inflated S/H charges just to prove how amazing the contents may or may not be. All sales final. No returns. I'm ditching this crap for a reason.

      ~Satisfaction a personal decision, caveat emptor, he says from "Honest" Soul's ROYAL House Of Blues and worthless treasures emporium~

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  •     untitled  3 years ago
    Headon! I didn't know you swore!

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    •     Anonymous  3 years ago
      Most dear ♥Headchard♥

      How your passion for boxed items and forceful, almost lifelike use of foul language has excited me to the point that I have not just peed a little, but emptied my bladder all over myself. Aha ha ha ha ha!!!

      Oh, Headlykins, excite me so I urinate and laugh some more as only you can...aha ha ha ha ha...

      ♥♥♥

      You know who...

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  •     untitled  3 years ago

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  •     Manonymous  3 years ago
    What a worthless rage. Get back to work cleaning the deep fry instead of wasting people's time with this drivel you urinal cake.

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    •     headon  3 years ago
      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

      -Headon Alpha Co.---Apply directly to the forehead.

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  •     Anonymous  3 years ago
    Disinformation is a common tool of infected liberals, don't listen to Headon! Liberalism is a fatal mental disease/deformity/birth defect caused by exposure to fascist tendencies during one's youth. It results in dickish behavior like insulting real patriots, stealing money from actual working individuals, and promotes racial hatred among the populace. Symptoms of liberalism typically include an insane desire to raise taxes on everyone while claiming it's only the rich, blaming everything on George W. Bush, and an uncontrollable desire to worship at the feet of MSNBC and Kieth Olbermann in particular.

    Curing liberalism requires a life long dedication to getting an education outside the liberal university system, getting a real job with real pay, and most often simply growing up and having a family. Patients cured of the disease typically become either independents or conservatives and are usually capable of forming their own opinions and engaging in rational thought on a regular basis. It is adviseable for cured patients to avoid re-exposure to infected sources such as NBC News, CNN, MSNBC, and nearly all forms of print media such as the NY and LA Times. Regular viewing of Fox News will help prevent relapses, as will regular listening to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck.

    In approximately 2% of cases though there exist patients who once exposed to proper ways of thinking and the real world retreat into a hyper-elevated version of the disease known as Marxism, or Fascism. These individuals become highly unstable and if left alive often become dictators. Examples of such people include Barry Sottero (aka Barack Obama). Exposure to these individuals is highly contagious and can result in an outbreak that is difficult to control, especially once the media has become infected. Particularly stubborn infections require wars and revolutions to eradicate the disease, as illustrated by Germany during World War II.

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    •     headon  3 years ago
      Disinformation is a common tool of infected conservatives, don't listen to Cratyfuck!

      Conservatism is a fatal mental disease/deformity/birth defect caused by exposure to fascist tendencies during one's youth. It results in dickish behavior like insulting real people, being unrealistically greedy and harsh to hard working people, and promotes racial hatred among the populace. Symptoms of conservatism typically include an insane desire to lower taxes for the rich, blaming everything on Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Barack Obama, and an uncontrollable desire to worship at the feet of Fox News and Bill O'Reilly in particular.

      Curing conservatism requires a life long dedication to getting an education outside of private schooling, being in a liberal's position and working $5 an hour, and most often simply growing up and living in the real world. Patients cured of the disease typically become either independents or liberals and are usually capable of forming their own opinions and engaging in rational thought on a regular basis. It is adviseable for cured patients to avoid re-exposure to infected sources such as Fox News, and nearly all forms of print media except the NY and LA Times. Regular viewing of Fox News and listening to Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly will create relapses. To cure relapses, patients should be advised regular listening to Keith Olbermann and Larry King.

      In approximately 2% of cases though there exist patients who once exposed to proper ways of thinking and the real world retreat into a hyper-elevated version of the disease known as Marxism, or Fascism. These individuals become highly unstable and if left alive often become dictators. Examples of such people include Ronald Reagan. Exposure to these individuals is highly contagious and can result in an outbreak that is difficult to control, especially once the media has become infected. Particularly stubborn infections require updating the fucking site and ending all wars. ---Apply directly to the forehead.

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  •     Anonymous  2 years ago
    yawn...........................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........................bump

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    •     Anonymous  2 years ago
      Disinformation is a common tool of infected liberals, don't listen to Headon! Liberalism is a fatal mental disease/deformity/birth defect caused by exposure to fascist tendencies during one's youth. It results in dickish behavior like insulting real patriots, stealing money from actual working individuals, and promotes racial hatred among the populace. Symptoms of liberalism typically include an insane desire to raise taxes on everyone while claiming it's only the rich, blaming everything on George W. Bush, and an uncontrollable desire to worship at the feet of MSNBC and Kieth Olbermann in particular.

      Curing liberalism requires a life long dedication to getting an education outside the liberal university system, getting a real job with real pay, and most often simply growing up and having a family. Patients cured of the disease typically become either independents or conservatives and are usually capable of forming their own opinions and engaging in rational thought on a regular basis. It is advisable for cured patients to avoid re-exposure to infected sources such as NBC News, CNN, MSNBC, and nearly all forms of print media such as the NY and LA Times. Regular viewing of Fox News will help prevent relapses, as will regular listening to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck.

      In approximately 2% of cases though there exist patients who once exposed to proper ways of thinking and the real world retreat into a hyper-elevated version of the disease known as Marxism, or Fascism. These individuals become highly unstable and if left alive often become dictators. Examples of such people include Barry Soetoro (aka Barack Obama). Exposure to these individuals is highly contagious and can result in an outbreak that is difficult to control, especially once the media has become infected. Particularly stubborn infections require wars and revolutions to eradicate the disease, as illustrated by Germany during World War II.

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